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My new favorite conversation…AKA crack kills!

My aunt was in the hospital. So my mom, cousin and I  visited her yesterday and I think I had the craziest, cracked out conversation I have ever had with her…..

Of course it was about Downey and how excited I am to see the Avengers….

he was in a movie right(she’s off her rocker)
Yes..he’s an actor
Yeah I saw it last week he was on a ship
A ship?
Yeah a ship
Auntie I don’t know of one his movies where hes on a ship…he flew planes in Air America
No he was on a ship
Is this who you are talking about (showed her my phone)
He lost weight
He did?
Yeah cuz in the movie his face was fuller
*****hearing jeopardy music in my head*****
A ship? Auntie I don’t know
Well he’s cuter in the picture you showed me
Auntie are you sure that was him
Well that’s what everyone said…it was Robert Downey Jr or something…he’s black right?
Did he look black to you? I mean he played a black man once but did he look black in that picture?
Well he was black in the movie
There are no ships in Tropic Thunder
WELL HE WAS ON A SHIP!!!
***pause***
Auntie do you mean Cuba Gooding Jr.?
Yeah that’s it Robert Cuba Downey Jr.!
EVERYONE: THOSE ARE TWO DIFFERENT PEOPLE!!!
Oh.

freakinghiddleston:

I don’t even care if you’ve already seen The Avengers and that you wanna talk about it. You can do it, but use WARNINGS, THE READ MORE THING, AND BE FUCKING CAREFUL if you tag it, for god’s sake. It’s not that difficult. We’ve been waiting for months to see this movie and I don’t think a lot of us people who haven’t yet seen it will appreciate if we get fucking told the ending or whatever.

I cant co sign harder!!!

(via notwithoutmycoffee)